Are you fiening to get felt up? Are you DTF? Tryna get laid?

Well, I don’t blame you! But sometimes it’s hard to find someone you can bang when you feel like masturbating just isn’t going to do it. Sometimes you need a warm body and not a warm hand So, if all your friends-with-benefits are busy tonight, I have some advice for you!

With this combination of trying dating apps and venturing out into the outside world, you should be able to get laid pretty quickly!

So here are my most successful strategies for getting laid at a moment’s notice!

1. Go to bars

While you might not feel like you want to get dressed up and go to a bar, it helps with building sexual tension.
So, grab a few of your buddies, maybe your best wingman, and head to your favorite bar.
Getting dressed up and talking to girls in bars is actually one of the most effective ways to get laid in the sense that there’s already a sexy vibe to going out.

When girls go out with their friends they want to look good, whether they’re planning on trying to get laid tonight!
Go out and capitalize on these sexy vibes!

2. Download some dating apps

If you’re looking to have a lot of options, then dating apps are probably going to be the best route for you!
Dating apps like Tinder, FuckPalBumble that are really popular, but not necessarily hook up apps, are great ways to talk to a bunch of people and see who’s down for something casual!

You might have to lower your standards, but swipe through and match and talk to as many people as you can!

3. Slide into the DMs

Every social media account could be a dating app if you try enough!
So, don’t be afraid to slide into DMs of girls you know! Girls will be impressed that you have the confidence to slide into the DMs and try to spit some game.

Since you’re not on a dating app or in a bar where there’s a naturally flirty vibe, make sure to build up to the sexual tension. And make sure not to be too forward because that’s not cute. Even if you’re trying to get laid, you can do that without being overly aggressive.

4. Talk to girls you’ve already slept with

If it’s hard for you to put in work with new girls, message someone that you’ve already banged in the past. So long as nothing terrible happened after, you should be able to hit up those girls.

Just be kind yet flirty and see if she’d be up for round two.

5. Happy ending massage?

I mean why not? A lot of larger towns and cities have massage parlors like this. So, if you can’t get laid why not make an appointment.

There are even places in the Untied States where happy endings aren’t illegal!
Maybe you can’t get laid, but at least it wont be your hand that’s doing the work!